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"If I were to sum myself up in a degrogatory way, I'd say I am a
parasite in this great vast universe" - FlySpecks in a rare moment of honesty.
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"I don't consider myself to be a researcher in ufology," - FlySpecks tells the truth for a change.
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"Thanks, but I don't do research." - FlySpecks explains his ignorance.
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"I never posted anything anti-Semitic. That was an accusation by an hysteric Jew Boy..." - FlySpecks in denial.
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"I fucked my way to the top." - Flyspecks reminisces about his days as a male prostitute.
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"I am convinced that I am more man than you will ever be, and more woman than you will ever have." - FlySpecks shares his gender identity issues.
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"Fuck off. I can be a thousand times more unsympathetic and cruel than you, believe me." - FlySpecks in one of his calmer moments.
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"If you need help, don't come to me. I'm not about helping." - FlySpecks the sympathetic and compassionate guru.
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"Go shove some olives up your ass, followed by a few sour pickles, and
plug it all up with a few hard boiled eggs. This done, suck in your gut and
go sit bareass on the spoke of a wrought iron fence, and think upon those
things you don't understand." - The Guru FlySpecks illustrates the path to enlightenment.
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"I acknowledge this to say that of all I have to say, 'all' is not what I
have to say is about. In fact, what 'all' that I have to say is about very
little, other than what one might choose to think upon and pass by or take
into one's thoughts to consider, and keep or toss out, depending." - Huh????
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"I suppose if you looked up my ass, you could tell me whether or not my hat was on straight." - Where is FlySpecks' head?
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"Lighten up. I can almost see your juggler vein popping from your neck when you post." - FlySpecks "juggles" the English language.
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"The man in the black outfit asked me if I would give him a BJ." - FlySpecks gives an alien a blow job.
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"When I don't care enough, I don't give a fuck and it shows." - FlySpecks explains his writing style.
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"I have a plaster cast of my cock." - FlySpecks immortalizes his favorite toy for posterity.
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"First of all, no it doesn't bother me to lie," - FlySpecks telling it like it is.
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"As to your assumption that I have a higher education, excuse me while I choke. I dropped out of high school." - FlySpecks brags about his lack of education.
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I never took a book home to study in my life. - FlySpecks admits the all too obvious truth.
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"Reading makes me groggy and puts me to sleep, and I have done very little reading." - FlySpecks explains his ignorance.
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"There is no low too low for me to go." - FlySpecks stating the obvious.
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"I was a Male Prostitute. That's right. I earned good money whoring myself out." - An excerpt from
FlySpecks' autobiographical first good-bye rant.
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The next seven years will see the worst aspects of unification of nations and races and
religious and nationalities and cultures, since all will be uniting in blocks, choosing
what side to be on in war, with nations preferring to remain neutral unable to remain as
such. I'm an optimist by nature, believe it or not. And, I am not a doomsayer.
- FlySpecks pegs every irony meter for miles.
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"u et goo flyshit u u kooky kook u u histary u poof of et u big poof of et u fly lik fly fly lik flyshit u no no u et rejec?"
- FlySpecks sends a message in the style of his sock puppet named "Gus," but forgets to first change
his return address. How stupid can you get?
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"And, I'm telling you, that despite being a Male Prostitute, Porn Writer,
and a man with a proclivity towards some rather offbeat sex, I have also
interacted with Aliens, Gods, and, of course Mankind." - Another excerpt from
FlySpecks' autobiographical first good-bye rant.
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"I might mention, here, however, that I have retired from sex. Yes, I got
bored with it. Yes, I got bored with it--absolutely bored. My life was so
sexually active and fulfilling, that I got to the point to where I was
simply jaded and I tired of it." - FlySpecks rationalizing the fact that he doesn't get much in his
autobiographical first good-bye rant.
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"I let guys like you worry about the science. Like I said to the mechanic
who asked me if I ever looked under the hood of my car. I was truly
offended. I mean, why should I, I asked? I just expect it to work." - FlySpecks once
again displays his superior, alien imparted, knowledge of reality.
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"Do you really think that I would want to be accepted by ignorant and deranged
people?" - FlySpecks describing the target audience for his kooky screed.
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"The only thing I would like to impress upon you is that I take up more
space than you, because I am more than you. But, unlike you, I'm not just
full of myself." - FlySpecks defining irony.
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"...if I believed I was some kind of messiah, I'd wiggle a wicked finger in
your direction and disintegrate your sorry ass as an example of what to do
with people who think they are real." - FlySpecks explaining how he doesn't
suffer from a messiah complex.
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"All of my NG bashers can take credit for my departing at this time, which,
truthfully would have been at least two weeks ago, if it weren't for their
over zealous efforts to silence me, or make me look ridiculous. Of course,
my NG bashers can take credit, but like most of what they have to say, it's
all BS. I've simply said all I have to say at this time, and those puppet
idiots are not the reason I am departing." - FlySpecks rationalizing the fact that he got his ass royally
kicked and he needs to skulk away for a while to recover. Excerpted from his third good-bye rant.
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First, some of his denials:
"What is a glory hole? Is that something akin to a black hole? Just wondering."
"As for glory holes, well, if I wrote something about glory holes, I'm sure it was instructional. What begs for an answer is what your interests in glory holes happens to be? Why would you be visiting a place about glory holes?"
"Oh, and it's the gloryhole thing again, which for some reason is a Quisling preoccupation, and untrue accusation."
"All I remember about you is your preoccupation with glory holes, relevant you say to some post I made some place, and I wondered, and still wonder, if that is/was so, what you were doing at that place where I supposedly posted something about glory holes."
Click here to see the posts FlySpecks denied making. WARNING, These are very graphic posts.